I'm freaking pissed.
I went all day without seeing my best friend at school.
I couldn't catch her in the morning before the bell rang, and I didn't see her between classes.
Finally at the end of the day, I get to see her on the bus.
I sat with her for the first 3 minutes or so...
Then we got to a railroad track.
I stayed silent and waited until we were pretty much over the tracks before I turned to Bryan, a guy sitting across from me, and asked him a question.
There were other people that had started talking, too.
And guess what happens?
The bus driver (Who happens to be a substitute driver, btw) stops when she hears talking (the railroad is behind us right now) looks directly at me (wtf) and tells me to sit in the front of the bus for talking at a railroad track.

Problem #1: We were pretty much over the freaking railroad track already. Okay.
Problem #2: I wasn't the ONLY ONE TALKING.
Problem #3: I didn't get to take my last chance of the day to talk to a friend.

My day was boring, uneventful, and biased.
I've had a bad freaking day.

<i-hate-mushrooms>YEAH WELL
<i-hate-mushrooms>I HAVE A HORSE, I THINK YOU SHOULD RIDE IT
<dragongirl17>SORRY. I'M A VEGETARIAN.
<i-hate-mushrooms>I HAVE A HORSE, I THINK YOU SHOULD RIDE IT
<dragongirl17>NO THANK YOU. I DON'T GO THAT WAY.
<i-hate-mushrooms>I HAVE A HORSE, I THINK YOU SHOULD RIDE IT
<dragongirl17>YOUR MOTHER.
<i-hate-mushrooms>IS A WHORE.
<dragongirl17>SUCKS TO BE YOU
<i-hate-mushrooms>NO, SUCKS TO BE HER. IT'S ALL SHE DOES.
<dragongirl17>SHE NEEDS A SHRINK.
<dragongirl17>MAYBE THEN SHE'LL GET A LIFE
<i-hate-mushrooms>SHE NEEDS A LOT LESS OF SOMETHING.
<dragongirl17>DOES SHE NEEDS LESS EARWAX IN HER EARS?
<i-hate-mushrooms>SHE NEEDS LESS COCK IN HER MOUTH.
<dragongirl17>I DIDN'T KNOW SHE OWNED A CHICKEN
<i-hate-mushrooms>SHE HAS MANY OF THEM.
<i-hate-mushrooms>ALL BIG AND JUICY.
<dragongirl17>MAYBE SHE SHOULD EAT SOME OF THEM FOR LUNCH.
<dragongirl17>AND BREAKFAST
<dragongirl17>AND DINNER
<dragongirl17>AND HECK... DESSERT
<i-hate-mushrooms>SHE ALREADY DOES.
<dragongirl17>SO THEY'RE ZOMBIE CHICKENS?
<dragongirl17>THEY JUST KEEP COMING BACK?
<i-hate-mushrooms>YEAH
<dragongirl17>MAYBE SHE SHOULD MOVE TO CHINA AND BECOME A DOCTOR.
<dragongirl17>I HEARD THEY ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH SWINE FLU.
<i-hate-mushrooms>ALL THE COUNTRIES ARE.
<dragongirl17>I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. FIRST WE'LL CURE SWINE FLU. NEXT WE'LL CURE CANCER.
<dragongirl17>IT'LL BE AMAZING
<i-hate-mushrooms>AND THEN THE COMMON COLD?
<dragongirl17>YES
<dragongirl17>AND THEN WE'LL CURE HOMEWORK DISEASE
<i-hate-mushrooms>OH GOD THAT EXISTS?
<i-hate-mushrooms>CAN WE GET THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, TOO?
<dragongirl17>SURE. AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE'LL RETURN TO KANSAS AND CURE THE TORNADO PROBLEM
<dragongirl17>WE'LL BE FAMOUS LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON.
<i-hate-mushrooms>AND BROKENCYDE?
<dragongirl17>UM... SURE. THAT TOO.
** DJ-Hazkie has left [timed out]
<i-hate-mushrooms>Aw, you broke it.
<dragongirl17>MAYBE WE SHOULD CURE THE TIMED OUT EPIDEMIC ON DEVIANT ART.
<i-hate-mushrooms>
<dragongirl17>SURE. THEY BROKE IT, BUT I CURED IT.
** DJDragonwolf has left [timed out]
<i-hate-mushrooms>WITH MAGIC?
<i-hate-mushrooms> POSSIBLY THE GATHERING?
<dragongirl17>... I CURED THAT ONE TOO. AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF MY MAGIC BRAIN OF POWER.
<dragongirl17>YOU CAN BE LIKE ME. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRINK YOUR MILK AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.
<i-hate-mushrooms>I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
<dragongirl17>YOU COW HATER.
<flufflylover92395>HITLET.
<i-hate-mushrooms>THAT'S A FIRST.
<flufflylover92395>HITLETTTT.
<i-hate-mushrooms>ALSO
<i-hate-mushrooms>LOLHITLET
<dragongirl17>WHO'S HITLET?
<i-hate-mushrooms>HITLER'S FATHER TWICE REMOVED
<flufflylover92395>YES
The End.

That was the most epic conversation ever.

Stolen from Liz.


British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 2

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. (LOLWHUT. xD)
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x]You know what a Italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (Very little.)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Ew.)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x]You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (Ewww.)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[ ] You have slanted/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. (NEIN=NO, GOOTEN=GOOD. That's all I know.)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2 (... I think I AM 5'2. :/)
Total: 5

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french. (Bonjour=Hello. :'D madevour(sp?)=love)
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi. (I think once. lolol.)
Total: 4

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[/] You hate non - Christians.(Unapprove of, but do not hate.)
[x] You're lazy. (I'll be honest.)
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[/] You don't read. (Rarely.)
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.(This whole thing is being mean to americans. ;; )
Total: 4

British = 2
Australian = 2
Italian = 4
Spanish = 2
Russian = 4
Irish = 2
African American = 2
Asian = 3
German = 5
Canadian = 4
American = 4

I am apparently German.
That survey was somewhat cruel on the american side. :U

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EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[ ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
[x] Like the color black
[x] hate most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[ ] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[ ] Hate your parents
[ ] Life sucks for you
[ ] have been called emo
[x] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[x] Complain a lot
[ ] own a studded belt (I want one, to be honest.)
Total: 11

PART TWO:

SLUT/MAN WHORE:
[ ] own more than 10 minishorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[ ] have been called a slut
[ ] like to drink
[x] ever wear low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] Sit on the opposites lap (Naww. I sit on my own lap. :v)
[ ] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 3

PART THREE:

JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Dont wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[ ] Play more than 2 sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[ ] You play/ played baseball-softball on a team
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 15 pushups without getting tired
Total: 1 (lolol)

PART FOUR:

NERD:
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces
[x] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[x] Like spending time with your parents
[ ] have been called a nerd
[x] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers (And hate some.)
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird (And proud of it.)
[x] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Dont have pics of yourself on myspace
[ ] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 6

If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school stereotypes

Multiply each number by 3
Emo: 33%
Slut: 9%
Jock: 3%
Nerd: 18%

Definitely on the emo side. But I'm not depressed. >:C

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See How Much You’re Really Worth

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown – $100
[ ] Blonde – $50
[ ] Black – $15
[ ] Bald – $5
[ ] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[x] Brown – $50
[ ] Green – $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other – $15


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ – $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ – $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ – $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ – $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ – $85
[x] Under 5′4 – $95


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 – $175
[ ] 46 to 50 – $150
[ ] 41 to 45 – $125
[ ] 31 to 40 – $100
[ ] 26 to 30 – $75
[ ] 21 to 25 – $50
[ ] 19 to 20 – $25
[x] 0 to 18 – $100


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins – $750
[ ] First Born – $320
[ ] Only Child – $250
[x] second born – $150
[ ] Middle child – $100
[ ] Last Born – $100
[ ] third born – $550
[ ] fourth born – $300
[ ] fifth born – $400
[ ] sixth born -$215


Drink?
[ ] I did like once – $400
[ ] Only Holidays – $250
[ ] Sometimes – $215
[ ] YES – $200
[ ] only weekends – $300
[ ] Every other day – $50
[ ] Once a day – $15
[ ] I live from the bottle – $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[x] No – $600


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ – $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 – $250
[ ] 11 to 12 – $400
[x] 7 to 10 – $500
[ ] Under 7- $450


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red – $600
[x] Black – $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown – $300
[ ] Purple – $225
[ ] White – $400
[ ] Aqua – $350
[ ] Orange – $300
[ ] Blue – $300
[ ] Pink – $100
[ ] Other – $500


Nationality (choose all that apply)

[x]American - $125
[ ]French - $300
[x] German - $250
[ ]Spanish - $200
[ ]Australian - $375
[ ]British - $175
[ ]Italian - $350
[ ]Mexican - $100
[ ]Chinese - $400
[ ]Japanese - $325
[ ]Canadian - $150


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total:
2720+1000
I cost $3720 Joy.

Here's a quote from my Church... (You don't have to be religious to read this)

"...Last night, 30,000 children died of starvation and malnutrition. Most of you don't give a damn. What's worse is that you're more focused on the fact that I said "damn" than the fact that 30,000 kids died last night."


Absolutely amazing... and true.
Just thought I'd put it out there.

My grounding is over.
Back on the internet.
Huzzah!

...
Yeah.
Let's all party now.